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Britain

Poor Things

Britain is presented less as a visited place than as a power whose reach is measured in markets, religious policy, military force, and the movement of food and people. In conversations recorded by Bella Baxter, Harry Astley and Dr. Hooker offer sharply different accounts of British authority: one treats empire as political pragmatism, while the other dresses its expansion in a doctrine of racial superiority. The contrast becomes most concrete in the discussion of free trade and the Irish famine, where the language of freedom is set beside hunger, export, and force.

Financial and political power

Britain’s economic standing enters the account through the expectation that Duncan Wedderburn will return to gambling after losing heavily. Harry Astley remarks that Great Britain has the world’s largest and busiest money market. The remark gives the country a place in the circulation of wealth, but the surrounding exchange also makes that scale feel impersonal: Wedderburn’s losses are counted in hours, followed by repeated visits to a bank and telegraph office. Britain’s financial importance is not presented as an abstract national distinction alone; it is part of the setting in which money can move quickly and private fortunes can be put at risk.

Astley’s account of religion makes political stability, rather than doctrinal conviction, the measure of public faith. He says that he supports the Church of England in England and the Church of Scotland in Scotland, and that he would likewise support local religions in India and Egypt. He argues that accommodation helps the British Empire govern, and speculates that official Catholicism in Ireland might have helped Britain control the colony through its priests, while conceding that Ulster would have required separate consideration. Dr. Hooker condemns this flexibility as faithlessness; Astley’s answer presents it as a practical instrument of rule. In this exchange, religious institutions appear not only as objects of belief but as structures a government might use to secure obedience.

Empire and its civilizing claim

Dr. Hooker gives Britain’s global power a different justification. He argues that the Anglo-Saxon peoples, including the British and Americans, possess superior intelligence, industry, freedom, and Christian virtue, and therefore have a duty to govern and instruct other peoples. His language casts the colonized as children and British military power as a means of discipline. He points to rifles, machine guns, ironclad warships, and military organization as the means by which Britain defeats resistance. He also measures expansion in striking terms: from its small island base, Britain has conquered more than a quarter of the planet in a little over two centuries.

The speech’s confidence sits uneasily beside its reliance on violence. Hooker presents conquest as benevolent education, yet his own account says that people resisting British rule must first be beaten. The asserted moral distinction between the ruler and the ruled is thus built on military superiority, not on consent. The speech also predicts that the United States will dominate the world before the twentieth century ends, extending the imperial project across the Atlantic rather than imagining an end to it. Its certainty is undercut by Astley’s later picture of Britain’s empire as temporary: even a vast dominion, he suggests, may eventually be reduced to a spectacle beside London Bridge.

Free trade, Ireland, and the cost of policy

The most material challenge to British claims about freedom comes in a discussion of free trade. Astley defines the policy as the liberty to buy cheaply and sell dearly anywhere, backed by the army and navy. He compares its effect on countries to cutting them with a saw. His example of India traces a change in production and power: Indian weavers had made fine cotton cloth and muslin, but British merchants restricted who could sell there. When British factories produced cloth more cheaply by machinery, Britain sought Indian raw cotton and wool while preventing others from buying Indian cloth. Astley reports that a governor later found the plains of Dacca strewn with weavers’ bones. The sequence connects commercial advantage to the destruction of livelihoods rather than treating trade as an even exchange.

His account of Ireland makes the human consequences still more explicit. Eight out of ten Irish people, he says, lived on potatoes, while rents went to landlords descended from English conquerors who owned the richer corn-growing land. A potato disease struck thirty-five years earlier, and the resulting famine left people unable to buy food. The British Parliament rejected a proposal to close Irish ports until Irish grain had been eaten in Ireland because doing so would interfere with free trade. Soldiers instead ensured that grain reached the ships; Astley reports that nearly a million people starved and a million and a half left the country. When Bella asks whether he would have voted to close the ports, Astley replies that he would not have dared vote against the proposal had he known he would later have to face her. His answer does not erase the policy’s consequences, but it reveals how personal accountability unsettles the language of economic principle.

Limits and contradictions of empire

Astley places British expansion in a longer succession of empires, naming powers that have taken their turns at dominion. He calls the Chinese empire the least warlike, largest, and longest-lasting, then says that Britain destroyed it twenty-five years earlier because its government would not permit the sale of opium. In this account, imperial conduct is not a uniquely British virtue or an aberration from empire: British power is shown using force to open a market, while Astley’s catalogue makes clear that other empires have also risen and fallen.

Bella asks whether prosperous people can govern themselves without an empire. Astley answers with Switzerland, where small republics of different languages and religions have lived peacefully alongside one another for centuries. He qualifies the example by pointing to the mountains separating them from each other and from surrounding nations. His proposed solution—to divide towns from their neighbors with mountains, or continents into islands—turns self-government into a deliberately fanciful geographical prescription. Yet the example leaves a genuine contrast in view: peaceful political life is imaginable without a single imperial ruler, even if Astley treats the conditions that make it possible as difficult to reproduce. Across these exchanges, Britain’s power is neither simply celebrated nor described from outside its own arguments; it is exposed through the gap between the freedoms it claims and the coercion its rule requires.